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10 Aug 2012
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mercuryandmoonlight: OK, I FIXED IT. YOU MISSED SOME STUFF. NO NEED TO THANK ME. beneaththe-mangotree: 10 Relevant Reasons Why “Avatar: The Last Airbender” Was Better Than “The Legend of Korra” edit: better for you, just you and your 10 reasons which should be fun ok and I love how you used every tag under the sun to make sure someone noticed your life, let my stroke your nipples precious snowflake with all this attention I’m gonna give you, just leave the money on the table and no kissing IS IT BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT A YOUNG BROWN WOMAN INSTEAD OF A YOUNG WHITE BOY? IS THAT WHY?  1. The seasons were longer and more drawn out. AHAHAHAHAHA IT JUST STARTED BUT THAT WAS FUNNY, REALLY FUNNY 2. Unlike Korra, Aang did not pussy-foot around and submit to hormones or avoid training (at least, by far not as frequently). Aang wasn’t afraid to ditch his friends to be the Avatar. ‘PUSSY-FOOT’? DID YOU REALLY? SRSLY? DUDE-BRO, YOU FUNNY, OMG VAGINAS, IF I GIVE HER A STRAP-ON WILL YOU STFU? No cuz I get how Aang had no hormones or emotions of messy mixed feelings about anyhing or anyone *cough*Katara*cough* and he just walked around with everyone like …did you watch ATLA? You’re troling, you must be. Let me see how Korra submit to hormones. Was it liking Mako? I don’t see anything interesting about him either but it’s a dumb crush and it didn’t affect her decision-making at all. Aang had a crush on Katara and actually focused on that and cared more about that than his prophecy. His hormones actually affected him more but lol vaginas r dum so ok. 3. Aang could airbend. 4. Aang could airbend. 5. Aang could airbend. AANG COULD NOT FIREBEND FOR THE LONGEST AANG COULD NOT FIREBEND FOR THE LONGEST AAND HAD ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND COULD NOT GET HIS ACTUAL AVATAR BONER UP UNTIL THE LAST MOTHERFUCKING EPISODE IS U SRS RIGHT NOW LIKE WHAT FLESH-EATING BACTERIA HAVE DEVOURED YOUR BRAIN??? But no I get it his dick makes him holy ok yes. 6. When Korra cannot airbend, she stops practicing. When Aang cannot firebend, he practices more. She didn’t stop practicing. She got discouraged, just like Aang did. Are you even trying? Is this a troll post? I think you’re trolling cuz this is some dumb shit right here. Homie, u ok? She practiced in a different way, by being on the pro-bending team, then she worked out her air-moves and used them to win the match and it set her back on track. She is practicing but just like it too FOR-FUCKING-EVER for Aang to master his most difficult element, it’s taking her a while too. It’s been 8 episodes. What episode did Aang get his fireboner working, getting Zuko to dance with him as his human viagara and get those juices flowing? EPISODE 53 MOTHERFUCKER. 53. KORRA IS ON 8 OR 9. PLEASE SUCK A NUT AND MOVE ON. 7. “The Last Airbender” focused more on the spiritual side of bending, and the mental and physical stamina, as well as the mission to discover Ozai’s plan and defeat the Fire Nation. What is Korra doing? Running around playing with her friends, getting caught in love triangles, and avoiding her training as an airbender, while not progressing in the spirit realm.                      Example: “I WANNA BE A PRO-BENDER.” AHAHAHAHAHA, WOW, REALLY? So, there can be no spiritual side to sports? Aang was running around with his friends most of the time. You have got to be fucking kidding me. Korra is not Aang just like Aang was not any of the Avatars who came before him. He actually felt insecure that he wasn’t like his ancestors. Korra does not need to be Aang. She is a motherfucking BAMF and don’t need yo’ approval of douchery. She is harder, more playful and adventurous, more grounded. Aang was an airbender first above all other things and it showed in his personality. He actually didn’t like taking things seriously but felt bad about it so most of the time, he was being yelled at and blamed for things and wondering why everyone won’t just play with him and enjoy his air-ball tricks. Korra found her niche as an athlete, which helped her to become lighter and faster and better at combat, giving her better control of her elements. Mako and Bolin don’t know they are her teachers for earthbending and firebending but they are. Korra is from the water-tribe so she has that down first and has been raised with water-teachings. Tenzin is her air-bending teacher but before she can learn from him, they have to find common ground. They’re so different that it’s difficult. Maybe you’ve never learned anything in your life that was physical but if it’s not something you can read about, if it involves moving with another person, you need to click. Tenzin was against pro-bending, like you, thinking it wasn’t right cuz it wasn’t traditional. No, pro-bending is just the remix. The real reason you hate Legend of Korra is because ew girls have cooties and feelings (cuz yeah Aang had no ‘hormones’ fuck you idiot, that is sexist bullshit straight up, he had more feels than anyone and actually got people to open up about their emotions like Oprah fucking Winfrey dude) and you don’t like change. Stop trying to see this as ATLA part 2. It’s not or they would have called it that. This is the completely different story of the new Avatar, it’s Korra’s story. If you don’t like Korra, go make out with Aang. Bye. Stay out of the tag. 8. The characters were better. Yeah… LIN BEI-FONG TENZIN (and his crazy fam omfg) KORRA BOLIN YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID 9. Aang could go into the Avatar State in episode 1. What have you done lately, Korra? It’s almost the season finale. AANG ADMITTED THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT ACCIDENT HE SPENT THE REST OF THE TIME TRYING TO MASTER HOW TO DO IT TOOK HIM UNTIL THE VERY LAST EPISODE TO CONTROL IT I KNOW YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH AANG BOO-BOO AND THAT IS GREAT SO JUST DON’T WATCH KORRA AND LEAVE ALL HER GLORIOUS DELICIOUSNESS FOR ME KTHNXBAI 10. Uncle Iroh. TENZIN LIN BEI-FONG SRSLY WATER YEW DOING I personally love the danger of the movement of Equalists and Amon, who is immune to blood-bending and is pulling a reverse Hitler, it’s like a communist movement where everyone must be the same, the chi-blockers, srsly. Danger and intrigue all around and you’re bitching? Do you miss the long lazy walks in the country-side while Aang was mooning over Katara and pouting that she wasn’t looking at his circus tricks? To each their own and stay the fuck out of the tag is all I’m saying. You’re welcome.
12 Jun 2012
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